there are always 3 types of sims gamers:
| benevolent god: |
okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
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| distant god: |
i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
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| loki: |
OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL |
4:50 am |
June 8 2013
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sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(via vaginomics)
11:05 pm |
May 22 2013
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jay-grizzly:
should probably be able to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.
(Source: amandaonwriting, via vaginomics)
12:30 pm |
May 21 2013
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