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marshmellow land ♥
they call her simona lisa :)
my personal blog
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they call her simona lisa :)
my personal blog
my spiritual blog;
→ Ask me anything ;)
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.
(via orgasmic-humor)
i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything
(via orgasmic-humor)
This was the last thing I saw before I died
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all i want for christmas is [soulja boy voice] YYOOUUUUUUU
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
(Source: crutchie-morris, via orgasmic-humor)
